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aren't any more important than anyone else in the world, so why the fuck are they so special? People say their job is so crucial, because they entertain countless people. So farmers, who make food for countless people are less important than entertainers? tell ya what, I'd rather have food than watch some horribly acted, overpayed celebrity to say a few lines and make a few gestures. Police, firemen, doctors, bus drivers (yes they're important, they drive me around so have a nice glass of fuck off) teachers, secretaries, computer engineers, scientists, and so on, are way the hell more important than any of our so called "celebrities." What recognition do they get? They save someone's life sure they get 1/2376234 of an article, if our celebrities aren't doing anything important. Which brings me to the news. Someone please explain to me, why the fuck I would ever care if Ben and Jenifer Lopez date. I don't care if they have 24 kids in the same night, I don't care if they killed each other horribly. Why the fuck am I reading about their stupid ass relationship that's on and off? You want relationships that're messed right the fuck up? Take a walk around a highschool.
 
Who care's about what they're wearing? Who cares about their dog, cat, brother, sister, mother, father, son, daughter, cousin, pet w/e. I read in Star (while on the shitter btw, I don't read Star with any of my valuable time) a section on celebrites who used an umbrella during a certain week. OMFG. Shit like that makes me want to fuckin nuke Hollywood. They're only special people if you make them.
 
People get pissed off at me all the time because I don't know who Johnny Depp, or Orlando Bloom are. I don't care because they're just actors, I don't think they're hot, and I don't give a fuck about the real name of any actor in a movie. I ask you, why would you memorize actor an actress names? They're people just like you, they hafta eat everyday, sleep everynight, and take a shit every once in a while, so why worship them?
 
Celebrities get pampered to much, make too much money, and get to much respect for what they do. Don't agree? See that cock in the corner behind you? Go suck it, and when you're done, go BAKE ME A PIE.

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