nice title eh? guess what this is about? Swear words ya fuckin moron. Anyways, ever sworn, only to
have someone be like "Don't swear!!! It's a bad word" Well after I'm done laughin at that fucker, I forget that she or he
ever told me that. WHY are swear words so "filthy"? It's a fuckin word, get over it. FEAR OF A WORD, INCREASES FEAR OF THE
THING ITSELF. With that in mind lets move on to swear words specifically. We'll start with fuck, cuz thats the one I say the
most. Fuck is a crude way of sayin havin sex last I knew anyways. So what, since you are afraid of a fuckin word, this case
being fuck, your not gona have sex ever? Our only definate purpose in life is to reproduce (if u disagree, fuck off) so what
ur not gona now becuz of a fuckin swear word? GJ ya fuckin moron. Moving on to my second favourite swear word. Shit (Fuck,
Taters). With the fear of the thing itself in mind, let's take shit as an example. So because ur afraid of the word shit (becuz
its filthy remember?) ur never gona poop? well I can't wait to see you blow up then, least it'll be amusing. Crap is next
just becuz its close to shit. (yes i kno not everyone thinks crap is a swear word, fuck off) crap is the same thing as shit,
go be afraid to someone else an come back when u r gona blow up from not shitting and or crapping. Ass is the funniest word
in the fuckin world. I duno how you can consider that a swear word at all. Filthy? yes, swear word? no, its part of ur fuckin
body dumbass.
Neways what makes a swear word a swear word. Some dumbass fucker decided to classify words he didn't
like as swear words? to fuckin bad pal, now I wanna say them 384750238750234% more. Why is fuck a filthy word? its only a
word. I had a debate with my english teacher about how fuck is just a word, like every other word in the dictionary, and I
won the fuckin debate infront of my whole class.
ME: "Swear words are just words that some dude decided were vulgar, what makes them vulgar?"
TEACHER: "uhmm. Well either way I'd like you to respect the fact that I don't appreciate you swearing"
ME: "Okay, well I'd like you to respect the fact that I don't like it when my teachers say hello
or goodbye to their students. So as soon as you can keep yourself from that, I'll stop swearing in your class. Swear words
are only bad words if you let them be."
CLASS: "OOOOOOOOOHHH"
So what was the point of this? Oh yeah, if you are afraid of swear words, to fuckin bad, get the
fuck away from me becuz I am not puttin up with ur bullshit about how bad swear words are. So go fuckin choke on ur bullshit,
least then I can call you a shithead.
