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Alrite Kyle, Don't Cry When I'm Done, Bitch

Normally I don't rant about specific people, but Kyle Lumley decided that he wanted to see what I really think of him when I'm in a pissed off mood. So starting with the most recent thing, you are a stupid fuckin dumbass. Why? well other than the fact that I said so, you are because of your fuckin nipple piercing. One, noone cares that you're getting it done. Two you're getting it done to impress a girl, and anytime you need to deface your body inorder to impress a girl, you need mental help. Three you're getting it becuz girls u like think its a sex toy. Now I'm gona leave the whole becuz girls u like blah blah blah and skip to the part about the sex toy. Your girl needs you to have a sex toy, to enjoy sex? Guess you must suck in bed eh? Four your 17, you shouldn't even be thinkin bout sex, why becuz its stupid and you are the kind of guy who will get a girl knocked up and then run the fuck away. I wouldn't care so much if you mite stay once you fucked up your life, but you wouldn't which means you are one of the people who need to play in traffic as well.
Moving on from the whole, I'm doing it for a sex toy bullshit, you won't ever get laid, why? becuz ur a dick, ignorign the fact that the girl you're after is the kid of a teacher that hates your life, I would hate to be in the same room when he found out what happend dude.
Oops meant to move on from the sex topic, anyways why the fuck do you think anyone cares bout ur nipple ring? One of the top 10 things I never want to see in my life is another guys nipple ring, its up there with your ugly ass. But it's not enough to "brag" bout ur piercing eh? you gota go around convincin other ppl that its a good idea to get it done. Even when I said, no dude, I do not want to do that, go knock urself out, you fuckin asked me 4 more times, do you not fuckin get a clue? I'm not jokin, I really dont wanna get it done, I want you to fuck off.
 
Oh btw this is the reason I'm doing this, this is an exact copy and paste out of the conversation we had that spawned this entire rant. You all see, he asked me to.

NightHawk8P * RTT Foundation *Athear Vorel *Vutha Dartak says: u want me to rant about u? cuz thats what i meant

1/2 day left of skewl, getting my nipple pierced on New Years wit Luke & Autumn says: yeah guy lets go this could be interesting  Lets see how andrew feel about me when hes mad

Neways back to Kyle, how do I feel about you eh? I think you are a selfish, conseited bastard. You are a fuckin player, an you think you kno more bout nethin than anyone else in the fucken world. Ignore the fact that I've played drums for 5 years, you must know more than me about it becuz you march in a fuckin band with ur tuba. And no I don't care bout how many times you've marched in a band, or about the fact that Mr Abel lets u on the drumset, when a REAL drummer wants the set move your fuckin ass before you get a stick up your ass.

Thats is for now, I thought I'd be nice an go easy since I didn't want you to cry. I'll save the rest of my shit for the next time I have to do this about you.

Oh and if you disagree, scroll to the very bottom of the ranting page.

 

UPDATE

After having read this, Kyle couldn't come up with anything decent to say back for 10 minutes. When he finally did, he started defending himself (after claiming he didn't care) about how wrong I was. Well guess what? To fucking bad. My Website. My Opinion of you. After I had told him that, him and his ego couldn't come up with anything else worth boring me with for another full 10 minutes. Eventually he came up with this pathetic attempt at speech "Dude I printed off your rant, and I showed it to my mom, an she's killing herself laughin because your so wrong." Wow I was impressed, well actually no, I laughed at him. He must of thought this had covered his ass, until of course I informed him that the ranting section of my website is not only there to amuse me about how much you suck, but amuse others, about how much I know you suck.  At this point in time, his brain must have resembled that of an overcooked microwave burito, because he took another 10 minutes to respond with something other than drool. Guess what? I stopped listenin to him at this point, so I don't remember what else he drooled. I'll do another update when I find where I saved the convo.

 

Update

Yeah so it turns out the dumbass went thru with it, but Jan  6, here was our convo

26 more days till super bowl yay says:

and dude next time i say i wants a piercing knock me out pls

NightHawk8P * says:

lol ok, why

26 more days till super bowl yay says:

casue dude getting a piercing awake or sober hurts especially ur nipple and then hain a friend punch it hurts even more

man sometimes ppl are stupid... and they should listen to me cuz I kno what I'm talkn bout. w/e.

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