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This made me laugh so hard...

I was bored one night and surfing the net, and I came across this website, and I thought it was hilarious. So below are the ones I either thought were the funniest, but I just had to share this with everyone.


General
Ask people what gender they are.
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
Call everyone a communist.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Make scary faces at babies.
Outloud say "What?" and then answer "Never mind. It's gone now."
Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
Pretend you are invisible.
Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ass.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Throw an Oh Henry in a public pool.
When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Plant a shoe. (Preferably someone else's)
 
At The Mall
Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "Pick me! Pick me!!"
Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say..."Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you."
Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!"
 
At the Theatre
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.

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