I was bored one night and surfing the net, and I came across this website, and I thought it was hilarious. So below are the ones I either thought were the funniest, but I just had to share
this with everyone.
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General Ask people what gender they are. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word
"the." Call everyone a communist. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone
book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." Close your eyes and start snoring whenever
anyone tries to talk to you. Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.' Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too
many'. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!"
and laugh evilly. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. Give a play-by-play
account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. In an office, lock all the doors behind you. Invent
nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. Make beeping
noises when a large person backs up. Make scary faces at babies. Outloud say "What?" and then answer "Never mind. It's
gone now." Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice. Pretend you are invisible. Slap people
and tell them to stop grabbing your ass. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. Throw
an Oh Henry in a public pool. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you
get there, no one gets off. Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." Write "X - BURIED TREASURE"
in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. Plant a shoe. (Preferably someone else's)
At The Mall Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling
at people. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "Pick me! Pick me!!" Page yourself
and then after the employee says your name, say..."Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you." Run up to a complete stranger
and say "You're it!"
At the Theatre Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!"
and run away. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
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Inspired by Coke (the drink idiot) Videogames, and Magic the Gathering =) oh yeah, and by
me.
NightHawk8P
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