Ya, it's been a while, but I felt like displaying my thoughts like the devious bastard that I am. It is in that spirit
that I would like to share my opinions about my most hated ad,... adve... adversar..... my enemies.
WIGGERS
Yes, wiggers, my ad.. umm enemies. For those of you out there who don't know who or what a wigger is, look for these
tell tale signs.
1) Their walk. It's like they're drunk and have a stick up their ass.
2) Their vocab. It consists of 2-5 letter words,
i.e. Yo, word, dawg, etc...
3) They are so stupid and or ignorant it's, well it's kind of funny, but not really.
4)
They are assholes. Not the good assholes like Dennis Leary, assholes like George Bush.
I, my self, am kind of an Evil nerd, and I enjoy my games. All games, Eq, Diablo, and Magic the Gathering, etc. The problem
is that whenever I play Magic, a mass (or herd, if you will) of wigers 'walk' by and comment, and I quote "Yo tard'z, Playn
yer Pokemon! Play yer Pikachew, dawg. Win the duel!" And things like that. One day, me and some of the other guys got
up and jersey'd the rouge idiot. Other than that, I have to put up with them all the time. I walk down the halls, all I hear
is the same 4 musical notes playing over and over for 10 minutes with some wigger chanting the same line over and over.
The CD player is often flocked by wiggerlings* groping around like stoend little fairies. As soon as some one else puts on
some good music (Blind Guardian, Pink Floyd, Megaherz, etc), the wiggerlings* stroll on up, whining that they can't hear their
crappy music, making 'threats' bout' them and their 'posse' are gonna beat us up. I get a laugh out of this everytime, even
I can kick the crap out of these guys, 5 or 6 at a time, let alone my 'friends'** whom make me look like a happy clown giving
out balloons.
What you, the reader, can do is help eliminate the wigger threat.
1) Create awareness, or general hatred, to the world
about the wigger race.
2) Remember kids, Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution, and Metal will live forever. Rap won't make
it through the winter. Trust me on this one.
3) Join the fight. Take up arms and Fight, or at least destroy a few cars,
or something.
Gotta go kids, I started a fire earlier, and I should go check on it.
* - Wiggerling/ noun/ A wannabe wigger. Approx. 5 feet tall, 100-120 pounds and really mouthy.
** - Friends/ noun/ The general group of people whom I hang around with. I do have a few friends in This group, but most
are just as... assco... damnit.....um.... they're there and I don't hate them.
This Awareness report brought to you by Atma Dragoon.
