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A Tribute

A tribute to my friends and all the stupid crap we do on a daily basis

July 10th, Lou and his Bat
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To Be Remembered Always

Times when Lou was stupid and I missed it
- Once Lou conducted an entire bus with a piece of chicken, singing the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme.
- Flipped ass over end Charlie Brown style, tryin to learn how to skateboard
- Got chased by Latinos, enuf said
- Lou spilled coke, and used his cat to mop up the mess
- Lou and Matt went streaking and got locked out of his house
- Lou snorted (insert something here, eg sugar, or yogurt) and threw up
- Lou and ppl smoked cat nip an got in shit with his mom cuz she thought it was pot.
- Lou got nicknamed Hydralisk

Top w/e stupidest things Lou has said
- Hey Cam, you watch a lot of pron, you prolly know the answer to this...
- If that 5X combo, was a dildo....
- Lous mom "You both would look good in yellow shirts!" Lou, "Then buy us both a shirt and shutup about it"

These are ONLY a suggestion: pants, old people, sidewalks, life without pie, Matt Zebic (no, I don't care about spellin his name)
 
A list of funny words/phrases : Blarg, Lou Cap, Latinos, SNEAK ATTACK, bus bus bus... fiiiiiiiiiiiish... digbys... corn..., hu ah, bling bling, what what,... what, fritos, jello, would you like to go swimming in my pool?, shut the hell up, asshat, shork, it's cuz I play volleyball, freezing rain, or really cold snow, runaway see monkeys, badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM, tomato... corn... laser gun!, I like it when you ____ my ____!, Hey Joe, we're going to Hawaii and you can't come... cuz YOU SUCK!!!, I wuz........ WUZZZZ, Pie, Drawers, Mountain Goat, broken, the bartender dies, have a nice glass of shut the hell up, have a nice glass of go the fuck away, did you miss the part where ____!? Pinecones... HA...HA, you know I'm holding a bat right? Carrots and videogames, what better way to chill...
BEUNO, Hey Link! We found your piece of the TRI...FORCE...!, Gymnistafearia, Wooden Box + Giant Yorda Tree + HmmmmmmmMMMMMMMmm JURAK!, Bumblebee Tuna, Jigg,...ily Puff (Smash bros) KaSMASH...YOUR MOM...

Things Lou has gargled: coke, chocolate, coffee, yogurt, coffee flavoured yogourt, chicken, pie (apple, blueberry, and lemon marrangue), toilet paper, bed sheets, an old cd, 1/3 wizard for 2, brocolli, sugar, cookie dough, ice cream


Here's some of the stupid shit that's gone on with us lol
- Lou and I went around with our bucket of KFC asking people  "Do YOU have fried chicken? Cuz we do!"
- We watched Arfenhouse, Joecartoon, Killfrog, Happy Tree Friends, and Retarted Animal Babies.
- We stayed up all night playing 20 questions because we were high on coke.
- A bunch of us dressed up in red and white, and walked around downtown with Canada Flags on Canada Day
- Gotten kicked out of Galleria mall, for whatever reason
- Dances of the Lawn Gnome on speakers corner
- Getting yelled at by the library security guards everytime we go on speakers corner
- We asked people what year it was
- We showed people our watches and asked them what time it was (to see if they would look at their own watch of not lol)
- I chased a remote control motorcycle down dundas st.
- We made animal noises in peoples faces
- We picked a name and said hello "insert name" to everyone we saw until someone said "hey, how do you kno my name?"
- We got yelled at in theatres, not that it matters when there is a guy with his girl, an 10 of us lol
- We went to the TCG club an kicked the crap outa all the magic dudes
- I ranted on speakers corner because I was bored
- Lou chased me because I shot him with a dollar store bow and arrow. I then of course shot him again after he was done chasing me
- Clinton ran into the English class door because we were tryin to get to class before O' Canada
- Dance of the Penguin
- Scaring Ashley with my snake (yes i have a pet snake, not my dick u fuckheads)
- Lou ate a "magic card," WTF IS A 1/3 WIZARD?!?!!? I'm a 1/3 wizard... and? no thats it, I'm a 1/3 wizard. SHUT THE HELL UP, AND GO THE FUCK AWAY. (going away counts, when you're being eaten by Lou)
- Who doesn't have a drawer? Honestly
- Tetris Attack (Fuck you Dan lol)
- BUENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
- Ohh doh no doh doh no no no doh doh no doh doh no no doh no doh no
- Stupid fucking sakdfhass Pink Floyd aj;sdkfja;s Wake me up aklsjdfa;skdaskdf;asdfasdjf Mother fucker asdfhjlasdf I'm gona breakfast...
- We took Clinton seriously
- Fear factor
- "Which of these two, is not Garfunkle? Simon, or Garfunkle?" "I Garfunkled your mother last night!"
- Ate 21 condiments at the Elephant Castle, both of us
- Oh your mom!!! OH!!!!!!!!!
- "Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider..."
- God told us not to burn our school notes
- Ninja turtle with sign, "Allen is a bitchfuck"
- AC3SL - "Serra"
- AC3SL, Lou played it for 27 hours straight, then got mad when he couldn't fly
- Lou handed over his crown of randomness to Shausta's little sister
- Clint, Lou and I did a dance of the lawn gnome especially for Beal's Video Yearbook
- Dan "sang" his Magic song, for the Beal Video Yearbook
- Lou and I hit a train that got in our way with our bats
- Mousey Noosey Woosey
- Random Dances at Sunfest
- The bat, July 10th
- Allen's a vagina plug
- "Drop the bat or I'll shoot you" from a bored cop
- Adding "...age" to the end of random words
- Godzilla aliens with their anal probes
- Godzilla's happy dance
- Clinton taking a piss in the "public toilet"

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