Enjoy!!!

 

2. You're a wigger (8)

 

3. You play football (tacklin other sweaty guys, doesn't make you a man) (3)
 
4. You think everyone likes you (2)
 
5. You know the difference between a geek and a nerd (1)
 
6. You're a guy (2)
 
7. You say "You only wish....." (6)
 
8. You say "You'd pay to ....." (6)
 
9. You listen to rap (6)

 

10. You think you're cool because you own an X Box, X Box jus sucks ass (3)
 
11. You think writing essays are a good way to spend your weekend (6)

 

12. You grab your balls when you walk (honestly we couldn't care less about how ichy you're balls are) (3)
 
13. You listen to boy bands (The Back Street Boys should be shot, along with N'SYNC, after they kiss my ass, of course) (4)
 
14. You BMX at a Skatepark, and you know why? ITS A SKATEPARK GO HOME NO ONE LIKES YOU. (5)
 
15. You send me fwds. Yes even the I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH Fwds, if you love me, you'll stop sending me bs that goes to my junk filter anyways. (8)
 
16. You play with Yugio Cards. (5)
 
17. You still play with Pokémon Cards. (3)
 
18. You think you can beat me in Magic (2)

 

19. You take me seriously (honestly who the hell takes me seriously?) (1)
 
20. You think you can make me dress up (I don't care how special the occasion) (2)
 
21. You think you can make me dance. (dancing sucks, except the dance of the lawn gnome) (3)
 
22. You brag about having taken some form of martial arts. If you took martial arts they teach you to only use it in self defence, it's not something you brag about dumbass (guess how I know?) (4)

 

23. You correct me over stupid little stuff. (If it makes a difference in the story, okay, if it was a ladybug instead of a fly, overdose, now) (5)
 
24. You are exactly 16 years and A HALF OLD (the half is especially important) (16.5)
 
25. You are proud of being 16 and A HALF years old (16.5)
 
26. You are afraid of swear words and condem those who use them. (7) (Fuck you)
 
27. You tell ppl to shut the fuck up in a movie theatre, only to find out there are a lot more of us than there are of you (4) (lol this one time...)
 
28. You correct me on a subject that I know WAY MORE than you (cough vball) and YOU'RE WRONG (I was wearin my fcvc hoodie, an this guy has the balls to correct me on vball rules... wtf?) (which he was wrong about, thank you) (6)

 

29. You like wrestling (again tackling other sweaty guys with little clothing on doesn't make you a man) (2)
 
30. Your name is Clinton Prince (20)
 
31. You won't move to the back of the bus to let more ppl on because you're an asshat (4)
 
32. You don't know what videogames are (2)
 
33. You use the word "Jew" as an insult (12)
 
34. You think I care about Valentines Day... at all. (5)
 
35. You ask me to go to semi (6) HOW BOUT NOOOO!!! (I don't mean you ask me to go to semi with you, you can ask me to semi all you want, but don't bug me to go otherwise, because no)

 

If you get (3) or more points then you are an idiot,
(6) or more you are an annoying idiot,
(9) or more you are an annoying fuck,
(12) or more, you are an annoying fuckhead, congratulations, you fail to win the prize. Want to know what the prize is? It doesn't matter, because you fail to win it.