- How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
- If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing
it?
- Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has
a gift NOT been free?
- Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're
standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
- Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
- Why do we teach
kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help
us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
- 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take
candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
- If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down
your door, do they replace it later?
- When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish
die?
- What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet
at the same time?
- If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still
play?
- Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top,
but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?
- If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried
when people say fire at will?
- Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers
on the calculator go the other way?
- Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?
- If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the
rabbit?
- Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
- If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
- If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception
to that rule?
- Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
- If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
- Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving
a dump?
- If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
- How can you hear yourself think?
- Why is it that when
a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
- Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep
all have the same tune?
- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
- How come
you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
- What came first the chicken or the egg?
- What is another word for "thesaurus"?
- Why at all the Chinese food places, where you get a fortune
cookie, everyone has different lucky numbers? I mean if those are the numbers you're supposed to pick for the lottery, shouldn't
everyone's be the same?
- Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
