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Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern.
At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB." The second
replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH." The third said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM." The fourth stated, "No, it
has to be WOOMMMMBBB." At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and
said, "Look. It's WOMB. That's it, that's all there is to it." Then she left. Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence
by saying, "Well. I don't know. A young girl like that. I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an
elephant fart!"
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- Do not shove in any orifaces (Curling Iron)
- Do not iron clothes on body (Iron)
- Do not spin on eyes (Bay Blades)
- Do not use while sleeping (Hair Dryer)
- Caution: Hot beverages are hot (Coffee Cup)
- Please keep out of children (Butcher Knife)
- Do not use for drying pets (Microwave)
- Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you (Mirror)
- Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice (Rat Poison)
- Do not open upside down (Baby Food)
- Do not use while sleeping (Blow Dryer)
- Houseplants are for ornimental use only, do not consume (Flower Pot)
- Do not attempt to stop chain with barehands (Chainsaw)
- Some assembly required (Jigsaw Puzzle)
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